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Benedict Cumberbatch - January 2014 British GQ

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Donna Lewis,
Now in a Minute (1996)

takes me back to much simpler days

  • Karl: But that annoys me.
  • Ricky: What?
  • Karl: That sort of...bein' at it all night.
  • Ricky: What do you mean? What annoys you about that? What-
  • Steve: Sexual relations all night.
  • Ricky: The concept or people keep you up? Is your next door neighbour at it?
  • Karl: No, just that thing of people who say: “Oh, I was at it all night last night”.
  • Ricky: *giggles* Who says that to you?
  • Karl: You know, lads who think they're- you know, think they're a bit of a lad and think that that means it's good.
  • Steve: Well, like Sting and his tantric sex?
  • Ricky: Yeah. Well, to be fair, it goes for 8 hours, but only 3 minutes of that is going for it, the other is sort of- you know, 7 and a bit is sort of laying next to each other, isn't it?
  • Steve: *laughs* Right.
  • Ricky: Sometimes in a different room. Yeah.
  • Karl: Is that why it's called Sting?
  • Ricky: *laughs*
  • Steve: Eh?
  • Karl: Well, if you're at it all night, innit?
  • Steve: *laughs* It’s gonna sting?
  • Karl: Yeah.
  • Ricky: *laughs* Oh, God.
  • Steve: So, what's your problem with this kind of notion of going at it all night?
  • Karl: It's just that thing of, you know, get it done right the first time.
  • *Ricky and Steve scream laughing*
  • Karl: D'ya know what I mean? Get it done!
  • Steve: Yeah. Get in, get out, like the SAS.
  • Karl: Once you've done it, you're done. D'ya know what I mean?
  • Steve: Yeah, no fannying around.
  • Karl: No messin' about. So, uh, yeah, it's just that, innit? It’s like, just do it right the first time. Once you've washed up, right? You put the pots away, you don't do 'em again.
  • *Ricky and Steve laugh*
  • Ricky: What a lovely analogy! That- is that what you say to Suzanne? "Come on, love. Once you've washed up you don't dirty the pots again.”
  • Steve: *laughs* What a romantic-
  • Ricky: Ding-dong! [Spanish accent] “Hello, is there a fire? O- Ohhhh. *nearly breaks into laughter* Hello."
  • Steve: *giggles*
  • Ricky: Did he have a moustache, the fireman?
  • Karl: Ohhhhhh. *cuts to ads*

Flawless logic


Stage freeze!


This will never get old.

Stage freeze!

This will never get old.